this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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