He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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