Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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