THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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