considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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