I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
