their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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