I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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