I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
