I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Found the puke drawer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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