her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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