Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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