Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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