Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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