What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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