I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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