so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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