i just had sex bonerless
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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