Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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