You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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