I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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