I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This is the high leading the old right now
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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