I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
