Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
