Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
