Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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