you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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