Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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