the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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