absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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