I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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