: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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