She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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