he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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