and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
