Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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