It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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