I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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