is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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