I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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