Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
And the cops told us we were all naked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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