So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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