I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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