What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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