I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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