A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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