Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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