You work out of a Hotel?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
operation have a gay friend backfired
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Less talking, more tequila
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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