There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
as a side note pls kill me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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