I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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