i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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