i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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