He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
