So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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