Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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