It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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