he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
