I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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