Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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